The one Underground Hypnosis technique that Taylor Starr says “should be illegal” is called the No Cleaver. Taught to him by the supreme member of the Triad, this is the ultimate Jedi mind-trick: during a (seemingly) normal conversation you hypnotize the other person into firmly believing that it is fundamentally wrong to disagree with anything you say, no matter what it is.

Taylor Starr says that not only has he now firmly infiltrated the underground hypnosis world, even having “one of the freakiest people on the planet”, a man dubbed The Trader, meet with him, but his secrets can make any-one’s life better in any way: financially, sexually, and in matters of power and self-confidence.

But Taylor Starr warns that if you buy his secrets, which he reserves the right to sell for an even higher price after today’s date (whatever today’s date is, including the year, “magically” appears in the appropriate spot on his splash-page), you must never share them with another person, for they are like weapons of mass destruction if they fall into the hands of evil people.

Is it for real or a scam? Or is Taylor Starr’s greatest hypnotic trick getting people to give him money in exchange for empty words? It’s hard for one to know.